The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #94746 Message #1839016
Posted By: Liz the Squeak
20-Sep-06 - 06:59 AM
Thread Name: BS: Survivor The race race.
Subject: RE: BS: Survivor The race race.
Theatres and entertainment? They'd never get past breakfast!
What's that? That's an egg?? Don't be silly, eggs come in triangular slices with bread... and is this stuff mayonnaise?? It's WHAT?? Chicken shit? Why did a chicken shit on my egg? You mean, that's REALLY where eggs come from?
Do you have any vegetarian food?
What's this on my apple? This brown spot here... I can't eat that, it's disgusting, it's revolting.. it's not right.. Apples don't look like that, they're red and shiny and come in plastic bags!
Ah bliss.... I can hear them now, retching all the way to the privy.