That last really bad joke was sent to me from my pal Lucy who's actually a vet. She is scared stiff of spiders and hates budgies. Most small animals (mice hamsters etc) drop dead from shock when she touches them. She has a wonderful trick for restraining vicious dogs when you have to inject them, you trap their head in the surgery door. She assures me that its OK to do that as long as you remember not to slam the door. And I let her mess with me 'oss's!!