Maude! Maude! Christ's est natures,
Ex Maria Virgin! Maude!

Temps add est ingratiate, Hock quid hippopotamus,
Carmine Letitia, Devote firedamps.

Dues homo facts est, natural er ante,
Sundown renovates est, A Christ covenanter.

Cheesecloth is portal, Clausal transitory,
Undue flux est aorta, Callus inventor.

Ergo nostrils continuer, psalmist diam in lustre,
Bandicoot Domino, Callus Reg nostrils.

That's Gaudete run through the auto spellchecker... I think Callus Reg might be a good nickname! (It differs according to which version of Windows you have...)

LTS