There once was a girl from St. Paul,

Wore a newspaper dress to a ball.

But a sudden flash fire,

It burnt her attire,

The front page, sports section, and all!

Now this is the story of Clyde, Who fell in an outhouse and died.

And then theres his brother,

Who fell in another,

And now they're interred side by side

troll who refuses to leave it alone and let it die