Sorry, on the way to work in Bletchley, I drive through the Woburn Estate
It's quite pleasant and there are normally herds of deer sweeping majestically across the grasslands
Unfortunately, they are always crossing the road and hence the flattening part
To calm us motorists, they have put up signs on the entry to tell us the score
and as a useful guide, they give us last years total too
14 were bumped off last year; so 16 so far up to September is not good news

Dear, deer - one might say

Almost leads me to say what do you call a blind stag?