There'll be Cats on The Keyboards
Cats on the mice
Some of them are cranky
And some of them are nice
But each and every one ought to follow my advice
And just revel in the joys of mass debating

Now there's some as likes the bottle
And some that likes the bong
And some they don't like neither
And they think that it is wrong
But it doesn't really matter
Lets all join this lovely song
As we revel in the joys of mass debating

Well If you are from Eye Rark
Or even from Eye Ran
You're all welcome now to join us
And tell us wot is wrong
And then we'll all have to argue
Till we agree to get along
We can revel in the joys of mass debating.

Now the pope he says it's bad for you
And that you might go blind
Well we'll let him do it his way
Cos he probbly won't like mine
Well he probbly won't be watching
Cos I doubt that he's online
So lets revel in the joys of mass debating.

I wrote this because,
I have nothing else to DOOOH!    ( Climactic Crescendo)
Except revel in the joys of mass debating





Keef Wivaneff
2006

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