so, a Frenchman and an American were walking in Paris, when the Frenchman suddenly sneezed....then leaned over the curb and blew his nose...both sides....into the gutter.

"Yuck!", said the American,"Do you always do that? That doesn't seem very sanitary!"

"Eeet seems veery sensible to me", said the Frenchman,"Eeet ees bettaire zan you Americans, carrying eet around in ze pocket!"