The difference between men and women in grocery stores is quite funny.

A man as a checker is always much slower than a woman checker.

Whereas a woman being checked out is much slower than a man and always waits until the last minute to start looking in her purse for her checkbook and when she has found it and is told the amount, THEN she decides it is time to look for her pen.

A man being checked out will, more often than not, have his cash in his hand ready to pay.

So choose a line with male shoppers and a female checker.

And you never see two men blocking the aisle gossipping.

And Bill D, you asked way back there "Don't they TEST these people before they put them on national TV? " Yes of course they do - IN BED.