On behalf of Messrs Lidl and Turkey I have the following statement to make. Rumours of a split in Trevor's pants are totally untrue. Ms. Turkey's solo career is something not yet dreamed of.As to the Leopards' manager..... You're fired Bruce. Woodsie gets the job as of tomorrow... no transfer fee and we don't get anything like £55,000 a week, so don't start doing an Ashley Cole. Any more of this tabloid piffle and I shall be consulting our solicitor in Lower Stoat. Woodsie.... you're sacked.....you should know where we are going to be in the next six months. Incidentally where were YOU tonight. We'd brought you a present too! Is the Barden interested? Bearing in mind that he'd need to know, not just where we are but where he and Jan are (Lanzarotte?). As far as I know it's the Canaries. They are small birds that only make a snackette for a leopard.