Was it the Yetis who sang a version of the verse that was in the first post
"Mary the Milk Maid was milking her cow
The trouble with Mary, she didn't know how
The farmer came by & gave Mary the sack
So she flipped the cow over & poured the milk back!"

As I remember their verse ended
The old cow turned round and it said with a frown
You hang on tight love, I'll jump up and down.

And to the same tune The Muck Spreader song (I can only remember the chorus)
Fling it here, fling it there,
If you're in the way you will all get your share.