G'day again Fooles,

What insult? ... I'm a button accordion player - and if that doesn't offend sufficiently, I can always dust off my lagerphone!

(BTW: I've been intrigued to fill n some of the gaps and side-paths of the lagerphone's ancestry ... with definite evidence of contributuions to the lineage by the German Teufelsgeige (aka the Czech Stumpfidel) a European (~) 'sistrum' with additional prot-lagerphone characteristics: rubber buffer for better bounce, notched striker stick, grotesque devil's or soldier's head, extra sounding bits such as old tambourines.)

Regards,

Bob