None taken Doris and punkrockfu... ronkfupocke..... oh, can't be arsed on account of the fact that my advanced years, thinning crown, jeans with no arse(?)and all those other things that I apparently must have, have also resulted in some significant brain damage, so I obviously can't help myself laughing like a drain at Top Gear, enjoying the enthusiasm and non PC piss-taking of the presenters.

Maybe I'll turn into a big responsible grown-up one day, and find somebody on whom to wish brain-damage.