Hold on there, bucko. I am the Keeper of the Sacred Fertility Rites and Chief Priest here at the Mudcat Temple of the Golden Orbs. Any absolution to be had, and any Priests to be made will be done by me.
Raptor, for your penance I would like you to spend a weekend with the female initiates at the Temple of the Golden Orbs. Their report on your weekend activities will be used to determine whether absolution is granted.