Friend of mine was a chicken rancher. One day a passer-by noticed that his chickens had three legs. The stranger went to his door and asked about these strange chickens. He said, "My wife, son and I each like drumsticks, so I began to breed them with three legs." The stranger then asked, "What do they taste like?" My buddy replied, "Don't know. We haven't been able to catch one yet!" And THAT is a true story.