I am not Shane. BUT, I can have that vehicle he's selling--at your doorstep--in 48 hours. It will cost you 5G within 500 miles. Further than that, add 1$ per mile. No questions. Cash only. Small denominations (Jains, Moonies, like that).

PS Pink slip made out to name of your choice. That's another G. Our silence assured. We will also assure YOUR silence if that becomes necessary.