Amos,
With my boundless ego, doncha think I gave it to them first? I am the media slut of my county. Plus they let me get away with the almost-rhymes. The themes are nothing new in these parts, just the vocab.

Troll,
Sure glad you covered the first one, and so well. I could not have imagined getting to a joke on that one. Now we can follow suit and blame you for inciting us!

But Amos. Really...