Every morning at seven o'clock
There are thirteen milkmaids drilling on the rock
And the boss comes around, and she says, real mean,
"Come down on yer drills for the Dairy Queen!"
And drill, ye milkmaids, drill!

And drill, milkmaids, drill!!
For you'll hammer and turn
For the milk in the urn,
Oh, drill, milkmaids, drill!!

Now the foreman gal was One-Eyed Sal
A bitch on the job but a poor man's pal,
She's scream at the milkmaids all the day
"DOn't ye bring in curds, if ye wants yer pay!"
And drill, milkmaids, drill.



Remaining verses left as an exercise for the student.

Mom, I had a flat tire going to work this morning and had to change it in the dark with nasty cars whizzing right by me,and now I want a drink.

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