Ever have one of those days?

MMario, thank heavens you got the room done. A 3-gallon fishbowl full of guiness for my return, if you please.

If one more idiotic bi-pedal cretin brings another creature to me and says "what? you mean it'll cost money to fix 'em? sheesh, might as well just kill it and we can get another one that looks just like it to lick the antifreeze off the driveway..." they will leave with whatever I have handy imbedded in their skulls.

A good howler? ROXANNE...YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT...ROXANNE....

Damn, that felt great...where's my beer?