LtS have you been peeking again?? Or is it a case of penis envy? Many members of the female gender of a "certain age" seem to develop this although not usually about cephalopods. I wonder if there are any dolphins amongst your ancestors. I have not yet ascertained the sex of the duck although I beleive it to be a male of the species (which in itself is worrying). I have 'Googled' ducks but this particular variety seems to be a one off, even the Wildfowl Trust has been of no use, beleiving me to be quackers!

Cats, please don't introduce geese into the equation, it's bad enough being tied to a duck.

Barkeep, give me a large stiff one - whisky that is.