No the roundabout and underhand, not to mention indirect attack is more your style isn't it Shambles Sweetie?
Agent provocateur is the correct term I think, you are like a little mosquito, anybody within reach will do, but with a preference for clones.
I bet as a little boy,(maybe you still do it), you stamped your feet and said "Shan't" when your Mommy told you to do things. Maybe she should have whupped your ass a bit more often to break you of the habit of being truculent, which is how you come over on here. As a sulking truculent baby.