MY BODHRAN IS TOO TIGHT

My bodhran is too tight.

My bodhran is too tight.

I sweat and toil,

With grease and oil,

and still the tones not right.

My bodhran is too tight.

My bodhran is too tight.

I've tried neetsfoot,

And oily soot,

My hands they look a fright.

It's such a bummer.

I've tried each thing that anyone's suggested.

And for a drummer,

It's hard to play a drum that sounds congested.

And I've protested.

My bodhran is too tight.

My bodhran is too tight.

Since I can't play

It any way.

I'll do it just for spite!

My bodhran is too tight.

My bodhran is too tight.

The fiddler's mad.

That's too damnn bad!

I'm gonna play all night!

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