Hey!! ye cheeky burger!

Aah'll hev ye knaah that Juan P-B has lost two stone in weight and (although he's still a bit wider than Fredo) dizzent tek up nearly so much room as he use ter!

He's ganna be comin' up your club te show yez the new look - He might even be up at Rochester the morrer so ye'd berra look oot!!

That's aall for noo
G-P

PS He's still performin' with his troupe of male strippers, 'The Chubbendales', mind! Ye think TDL is a sight fo' sore eyes? Yez should see them buggaz!