Meet Mudcatters at:-
GNU – Goodnews Airport – Goodnews, Alaska, United States

Or Dave the Gnome at :-
DTG (KDTG) – Dwight Airport – Dwight, Illinois, United States

Might find Catspaw at:-
GAS (KGAS) – Gallia-Meigs Regional Airport – Gallipolis, Ohio, United States

Get Exercise at:-
GYM (MMGM) – General José María Yáñez International Airport – Guaymas, Mexico

You could suffer Grievous Bodily Harm if you land at:-
GBH – Galbraith Lake Airport – Galbraith Lake, Alaska, United States .
Or even worse here:-
DIE (FMNA) – Arrachart Airport – Antsiranana, Madagascar

But I don't need an airstrip
Quack!
Geoff the Duck.