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Thread #95125   Message #1847345
Posted By: GUEST,.gargoyle
01-Oct-06 - 01:22 AM
Thread Name: BS: A short way with trolls
Subject: RE: BS: A short way with trolls
McGrath of Harlow - excellent advice.



Considering that 98.l8 percent of your postings are an explosive discharge created by an elephant mouth that overloads your hummingbird asshole



APPETIZER
Let us start now:

A recipe esteamed by Nero:

500 hummingbirds

Pluck the tongue (if still living release to the wilde)they are ornaments for the garden and will linger several days.


Prepare multiple skillets and lightly roast an ounce of shaved almonds in each.


Saute 50 tongues per twelve inch skillet for 30 seconds in clarrified butter.


Place over a thin bed of balsamic rice over sliced kinchae


Serve immediately - feeds 40. Suggested wines cider, mead, ghwerztramunder.



Sincerely,

Gargoyle