There is a difference between flying flat-tack 'through' a window (thus killing yourself) and attacking your reflection, which happens slowly and with histrionics. They killed themselves on our lounge windows, once in a while, and attacked themselves in the bedroom window, which has mirror-plastic because our bedroom is overlooked by neighbours.

Try Venetians first. At least the neighbours won't laugh at you.

Little Hawk, I meant experienced in living life, not at flying into windows, you nong. And 'overlooked' has meanings other than forgotten, before you pick that up too.