"All right then, can't a feller even take a nap around here - and what's this bulk sitting upon my second from the back left tentacle?" [feeling around] "A couple of small bumps there...a BIG bump a little lower down...doesn't smell like it's worth nibbling on... Why is is wriggling around so? Time to go see what's happening in the jacuzzi." [squid ambles off, stage right]