The problem is Ian that you form an 'L' shape as you sleep. If someone can strap you into bed in the traditional 'l' shape, you'll wake up raring to go. Just be grateful it's not the 'W' shape which takes an hour and forty five minutes to sort out. Alternatively see an osteopath. There's a guy called Neil Fennel who does quite a few festivals inc Bridgnorth (I'm presuming he transferred to Shewsbury) and Towersey, who's excellent. Worked for me and I was a 'U' shape.

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