Old Man Troll is a favorite pal
Welcome back from your root canal!
Is head is full of Nembutal
Welcome back from your root canal!
His jaw is swollen up like lard
Man that dentist's chair is hard
And now he's flaked out in the yard.
Recovering from a root canal, ohh

New bridge! Betcha need a crown!
New bridge and deductible is down!
But I sure you will recover,
You're still our favorite pal!
And we know you will get over your
Roooot canal!