I can state categroically that William Shatner (actor) is not a member of the Idaho Legion. William Shatner (vagrant pimp), however, is a member in mediocre standing. To differentiate them the latter is known in the Legion as "Captain Kirk" or, sometimes, as Bill.

Neither of them was on the Idiotrorad Rools Cummitea. The Cummitea considered of Slimboy Fats, Cuestick, Prickly Polly, The Virgin Mary, Long Long Shorty, Sam Nolastname, and Half-Dressed Hanna Peehaitchdee. (She really does have one -- and in theoretical physics, and from California Polytechnic, too. She worked at MIT, Harvard, Sandia Labs, Los Alamos, and Lawrence Livermore Labs before moving to Arimo and joining the Legion as the token theoretical physicist.)