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[60'2-ish TV cartoon-type ad]
[jingle plays...]

Wanna get ridda that (ooo!) awful stink?
And keep your kitty (blap!) in the pink?
Bristol & Meyers have done it for you!
Getcha self a bottle of New, Vah-Voom!

No morra those nasties when (whoops!) kitty poots!
No need to change kibbles! (zing!) Use Puss-n-Boots!
One little dose is all you will need!
With New Vah-Voom--it's guaranteed!

[voiceover]
All you cat lovers, now you can keep pussy AND your hsuband purring like kittens! Use it once week! VAH-VOOM! Vah-Voom is scientifically formulated to send your little stinker right over the moon, and we swear, kittly'll come back down clean as a whislte! Vah-Voom! Pick up a bottle today!

Oh look at that kitty all (whoosh) clean and neat!
Look at old Henry (zamm) Flew forty feet!
Hurry and get some, you'll be glad you do!
New Vah-Voom! It's the answer for you!