Years back there was a bloke lived somewhere near Sheffield, England, known as Brian "the Potty Poet". He self published small booklets which he sold for the price of a pint and gave any profits to charity, sending disabled children on trips to Lourdes.
One of Brian's books contained recipes which JennyO would probably approve of.
The only recipe I can recall (as I cannot locate my copy) was for "Chuck Berry Pie".
The recipe went something like-
Make a pie.
Chuck berries in it.
Bake it...

Quack!
GtD.