Goodness, what an uncharitable attitude, Mr Fox! I fear that one day you may go berserk and murder a bunch of total strangers at random, and we'll hear about it on the evening news. What did those annoying twerps in Covent Garden ever do to you? And consider how much worse it would be if they were painted in red and white stripes like a barber pole or, worse yet, in flourescent orange or green! Have you thought of taking an anger management course? ;-)

I fear you have offended arthritic tortoises everywhere with your intemperate remarks, and I expect you'll be hearing from them shortly, through legal counsel.