Errrrr free money and strippers?
more music? a raffle prize for everyboby?
world peace?free accomodation for visitors from outside the village?Special tweezers for handling dangerous thongs?
How about one o they new Pa systems were the performers are not bothered with microphones and wires but each member of the audience has a head set that they can choose to use?
More Gwenda's?A spare Villan for emergencies?
Inflatables MC's.A guitar that plays itself and is always in tune?
A set of those noise cancelling headphones just in case any pianinsts get in?
Canned applause (for the less tallented of us not to feel left out)?
Bob Dylan turning up to beg to be allowed to cover one of my songs?
someone to help me count all the money Bob Dylan gave me?
A portable venue and Rangerover to tow it with?
Extra heating? reusable tomatoes?
Free Guitars?
reallly good fingers you can rent for the evening?
Comfy chairs!!!!!!!!!