Right now I'm sitting in my room at the Little American Hotel drinking...COFFEE!! Straight up!! Black!! Caffienated!!

The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Coffee!

Squiddy, do you know that they serve your relatives here? They call them "calamari" so that nobody knows that they're really squids. Octopodi (which is what they call octopuses), I mean, they're just dumb animals, right? But I do think that this "calamari" thing has got to stop. Before you know it people will be squid-baiting, bringing in Sperm Whales to watch the fights and all. It's brutal and neither humane nor squidane and I for one refuse to be a party to it.