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Day 1
ABC receives a story from Mark Mywurds that friendly email to Congressional pages were made by Congressman Foley.

Day 2
Hastert is questioned and says that he could not recall the incident but his staff was made aware of the situation and told Mark Foley to stop emailing the young man.

Day 3
Hastert is questioned and says that he could not recall the incident but his staff was made aware of the situation and told Mark Foley to stop emailing Overly Friendly emails to the young man.

Day 4
Text messages are released of a more graphic nature. Hastert is questioned and says that he is shocked and outraged and can recall even less of events over a year ago. Foley resigns.

Day 5
Foley checks into rehab for alcoholism.

Day 6
Foley says he was raped by Catholic Priests

Day7
Foley says he was anally probed by aliens

Day 8
Foley says the alien drunk priests were Democrats.

Day 9
The Democratic Congressman Stubbs affair from 11 years ago is revisited and revised so that the consenting adult that he had sex with was in fact a minor at 19 years of age.

Day 10
Foley is visited by Billy Graham, Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson and is gloriously born again in the shower facility at an undisclosed rehab.

Day 11
Republican house reveals that all the pages involved with the Foley affair were coerced by Democrats who encouraged them to email Foley.

Day 12
John Walsh is arrested for attempted assassination of Mark Foley with a 12 inch dildo.

Day 13
Terrorist attack of tainted holy water in 9 Catholic Churches steal the headlines.

Day 14
Anthrax laden toilet paper is found in the Congressional rest room.
The Capitol goes into lock down.

Day 15
Foley says he is feeling much better now and has photo op with Arnold Schwartzenegger.


Day 16 - Election Day. Capitol remains in lockdown.