The only post that can ever start this thread is this one. No one else can start this thread once this post has been posted. No one can do anything about that.

So, Nyah! Nyah! Nyah! Too bad for you. My purpose has been accomplished...or it will have been a moment after I hit "Submit Message", and there's not a damned thing any of you can do about it.

So there.

Since there's nothing you can do now that you've read this to stop me from getting the first post, and since you can never take this accomplishment away from me, I suggest you just crawl off in defeat and do it now. There's no point in your posting here, because the first post has already said all that needs to be said.

You are superfluous. I was first.