What kind of weenie (pun intended) would even consider such a stunt? With such a sharp, stupid, and strong animal? How would he hold the animal in place and not come away with every part of him like a pincushion?

Pause a moment and mull over that mental image. . .

I feel pretty confident this article is there to test the level of gullibility of the readers. Or to check to see if they're paying attention.

SRS