Jim O'Kane was a mason
A square dealing man
He was aye on the level
Wi' a shake o' his haun

Wi his feet at right angles
He thought he'd go far
nonchalantly gein signals
As he stood at the bar

And who is yer grannie
He signalled tae me
As he rolled up his troosers
Tae expose his left knee

He wis good at folk singin
He preferred it tae jazz
An' his favorite singer
Wis ca'd Joan Boaz

But it's cost him a fortune
For his secret delights
So he told me last Tuesday
That he's joining the Knights

Of Saint Columba

(I think it's Matt McGinn, could be wrong)