If yer sporran is too tight it could be a sign that ya need to put down the beer, turn off the computer, and go get some exercize.I would not suggest such draconian measures under normal conditions, but that's what my Wife just told ME to do (not the beer 'cause I don't drink)and I'll be damned if YOU get to stay online,Don, while I am being dragged off to the health club!

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