only kidding... in actual fact, old guy is a spry fourteen year old who just repeats what he hears what he hears on CNN every night.

His parents don't understand him. Why doesn't he watch the porn channels all the other kids. they worry, how they worry! But its no good, this cut and paste activity business makes him feel grown up.

Its a sort of evasion of real life. He's very nervous of talking to girls. they way they make him blush and stammer, he feels it could be a communist plot to undermine the flower of American youth. Also his body is experiencing certain changes.....