If Masonry was such an omniscient and omnipotent organisation, surely you'd have been eliminated by now.

This was just a cover :-)

I can now reveal that I am in fact the:

Very Very Grand Master and 20,000th Level Worshipful Poo Bah and All Powerful Holder of the Secret Key to all Lodges and Buffalo Watering Holes.

I am currently wearing my ceremonial 'pinny' and drinking my tea out of the Holy Grail, with my feet up on the Ark of the Covenant.