An 86 year old man walked into the doctors and said to the receptionist 'There's something wrong with my dick'

The Receptionist became irritated and said,
'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that you could offend somebody. You should have said there was something wrong with your ear.

The man walked out, waited a few minutes, and then re-entered. The
Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'?

'There's something wrong with my ear," he stated
The Receptionist nodded approvingly, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'

'I can't pee out of it,' he replied.