Very good

I won't - great substitute

I don't see much pee coming out of ears but c**p from mouths?

Is there anyone out there that can tolerate watching the news

Anniversary's of every major event in history, polls that put UK at the bottom of everything in Europe, spurious sound bites, lunatics in war zones reporting on other lunatics, sponsored weather, life & death critical exposures of sports items, celebrity sex & crime and celebrity criminals - and what someone famous said on our earlier programme

If I was a refugee, starving, on the run - being harassed by fat jolly journalists and cameramen - why don't they eat them like they did in the good old days

How's that for a rant?