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Thread #95401 Message #1855271
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
10-Oct-06 - 05:17 PM
Thread Name: BS: 'you're so old...' jokes needed for 60th
Subject: RE: BS: 'you're so old...' jokes needed for 60th
How about a nice "old" song?
Introduce it by saying that in honor of the occasion you've got a special song, just in her honor.
(To the tune of "Silver threads among the gold".)
Supposing her name is Helen, it would go:
Helen, you are growing oh-old
Rocks don't get as old as you.
You're not quite as old as God is
But you're older than primordial stew.
Yes, my Helen, you will bee-ee-ee
Older than the rocks and trees.
Yes, my Helen, you will bee-ee
Older than the rocks and trees!"
I've used it a number of times over the years, and it's always been well received.