The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #89103   Message #1855356
Posted By: Tootler
10-Oct-06 - 07:15 PM
Thread Name: Sitting At The Kitchen Table
Subject: RE: BS: Sitting At The Kitchen Table
A classic one in some of our inner cities used to be along the lines of;

If I catch you stepping into the road in front of a bus, I'll kill you!