The Idaho Legion might be composed of surly, low-down, dirty-minded, drunken, bushwhacking, dry-gulching, egg-sucking, foul-mouthed, lying, ham-handed, saddle-sniffing, brand-changing, unlearned, whey-faced, pockmarked, Falstaffian, snotty-nosed, greenhorn, illiterate rapscallions, but they are not thieving anything.

Sir, you have given the Legion the lie. Either retract it and humbly apologize in public, or my friends will call up you when they sober up.