Well, we have a town called "Boring" in Oregon, Pretty aptly named and probably pretty close to drug-free and crime-free. Plus it's basically right on the Columbia River in the Gorge - far enough from Portland to be rural but close enough should you need what big evil cities have to offer.

Meanwhile you can visit Alanis Morissette's "Utopia" on her album "Under Rug Swept."    Click HERE for an A/V clip.

Genie
;)