So the old Irish couple had been married for 60 some-odd years when the old lady died. Well, they had a fine wake, and while they were carrying the coffin into the cemetery, one of the drunken pallbearers staggers into the gatepost and almost drops the coffin. At the shaking, however, there is a loud knocking from the coffin, and lo and behold, the old lady's alive! She lives another 7 years, and then dies again. Again, they have a fine wake, and as they are weaving their drunken way towards the cemetery, you hear the old man's quavering voice... Careful at the gate, boys! Careful at the gate!