Yeh very funny, get up early in Bedfordshire, is that where the famous wooden hill is?

And just which locals have you been debating with?

I really don't believe there's a place called dobby acres (or is that something that went completely over my head - most things do as I'm not so tall)

Rugby or folk? well thats a tough one, the music is good but it has to be said, rugby players thighs take some beating! (if you know what I mean)