Are you the guy that did the pushin'
Left the spots upon the cushion
Footprints on the dashboard upside down?
Since you met my daughter Nelly
She's had trouble with her belly
Don't you think it's time you came around?

Yes, I'm the guy that did the pushin'
Left the spots upon the cushion
Footprints on the dashboard upside down.
But since I met your daughter Venus
I've had trouble with my penis
Don't you think it's fifty fifty all around?